This is where actually researching for a fic gets me...

The small print on these things now says, "We hope you enjoyed receiving this message."

In the course of doing my (fairly minimal) research for The Unbearable Lightness of Bucking, I had a poke around Amazon's selection of existentialism-related literature. It seems that the site now believes that I have developed a deep interest in profound questions of existence. In reality, of course, I was just looking to see if I could find inspiration for horse puns.